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Ladies Quiz
Is your bride to be a real lady or a proper ladette? Try the quiz below to find out.
1) You are taking her out for a meal. Where does she suggest you go?
A - To the posh new restaurant in town because she can get all glammed up.
B - To the place where you always go as she loves the food there.
C - To the pub on the corner as then you can both have a drink and she doesn't need to dress up.
2) What is her car like?
A - A fairly new small runaround which is kept spotlessly clean inside and out. The parcel shelf is buried under a variety of small cuddly teddies all of whom have been named, as has the car.
B - A larger family car (she's always hoping) which is practical but not terribly reliable as she's had it for 12 years.
C - A nearly new racy GTI / Turbo / posermobile which she drives with a barely contained fury. She is a better driver than you and constantly tells people.
3) Is she a good cook?
A - The hostess with the mostess she loves cooking and entertaining friends and family. Yet she always spoils it by arranging a dinner party for the night the big match is on.
B - She enjoys cooking but is not very good at it so she compensates by giving you simple dishes in great quantites.
C - She doesn't know how to turn the oven on and is on first name terms with the staff at the local pizza / Indian / Chinese takeaway.
4) There is a spider in the bath what does she do?
A - Run away screaming.
B - Ask you to catch it and put it out of a window.
C - Feed it to her per lizard / snake.
5) She has to get a new dress and drags you along for your opinion. How does the day go?
A - She hauls you round every shop in town where she trys on at least 5 dresses in each shop only to go back to the first shop and buy the second dress she tried on in there. The whole day has been taken up without even a break for lunch. (the dress she eventually bought cost 2 weeks wages) Next week you'll be back for the accessories
B - She has a type of dress in mind when she sets off and when she finds it she buys it there and then. There will be minimal trying on and if she finds it early in the hunt then you could be back home in less than an hour. This diamond will send you off to the pub after the second hour of fruitless searching and will collect you when she is finished getting the accessories. The dress will be mumsy and not at all alluring.
C - This girl will go into a dress shop and buy the one with the lowest neck and highest hem without bothering to try it on. She does say that she'll model it for you later though. Her next suggestion is a liquid lunch. The dress will be surprisingly expensive as there is hardly any material in it.
6) Where would she like to go with you for a weekend away?
A - Milan for the shops as she could do with a couple of new outfits.
B - Paris as it's so romantic and you might propose.
C - Blackpool for a good boozy experience. She will challenge you to ride the Pepsi Max without being sick after 12 pints.
7) What magazines does she read?
A - Hello, OK, Heat, Pick Me Up etc She believes all of the true life stories and would love to be in one of these mags.
B - Home and Housekeeping, Women, Womens Own etc. You may even catch her leafing through a bridal magazine in a newsagents.
C - Top Gear, Motorcyle News, NME she will even read FHM when she thinks you are not looking.
8) What does she suggest doing with the spare room?
A - Converting it into a dressing room for her with wardrobes, dressing table and one wall mirrored.
B - A nursery and by the way there's something she's been meaning to tell you.
C - Nothing as she hasn't finished rebuilding her bike engine in there yet.
9) Your parents are coming over for the evening what does she do?
A - Spend the evening talking to your mother about recipes and patterns while being polite and sociable to your father.
B - Get in a flap that they are coming to judge her. This will lead to the house being cleaned from top to bottom and she will be nervous and giggly until the wine kicks in.
C) Get drunk and beat your dad at armwrestling.
10) What would be her ideal job and why?
A - Model because clothes, make up and shoes are all she ever talks about.
B - Mother and housewife because all she wants is a family to look after. (she has been dropping hints for months and you cannot find her contraception pills anywhere)
C - Beer taster as it would mean that she would get paid for drinking beer which would save a fortune as well.
Mostly A's
This lady is a princess and expects to be treated like one. She is high maintenance and you will spend hours every week waiting for her to get ready.
Mostly B's
Your girl is the ultimate nestmaker, all she wants is a husband and children to care for. She is ideal wife material, in that your home will always welcoming but she will lean towards frumpy in later life.
Mostly C's
A real wild child who is more like your best mate than your girlfriend. She will lead you a merry dance but you may struggle to keep up the pace. Almost certain to have peroxide blonde hair in her forties.
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